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Temperance Supper
Here’s to a temperance supper,With water in glasses tall,And coffee and tea to end with–And me not there at all!
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My Friends
My friends are the best friends Loyal, willing and able. Now let’s get to drinking! All glasses off the table!
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Best When
Best while you have it use your breath. There is no drinking after death.
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When We Drink
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Bannister
As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.
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Fassen Fanger
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Fassen
