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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-keg plan!
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night ” She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast? ” John said, “Here ‘s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife. ” “Oh, that is very nice indeed, John! ” Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John ‘s drinking buddies on…
Ever wonder what to do in those particular situations when you may have had a little to much of the good stuff??