• Bar or Pub

    Horse & Jockey

    Welcome to the Horse & Jockey Chorlton   A family-friendly pub and restaurant in the heart of Chorlton, serving real-ales and hearty food, the Horse and Jockey boasts all of these things plus a the fine location overlooking Chorlton’s leafy Green.    Horse and Jockey houses a bright and airy restaurant, its own brewery and a child-friendly and dog-friendly pub. All housed in a picturesque Tudor building with open fires in winter and a large sun-trap of a beer garden in summer. They also host a programme of free events throughout the year. From open-air concerts on the Green to the monthly farmers’ & craft markets most events are free…

  • Misc Toasts

    Learning How To Sing Beer

    DOH – The stuff that buys me beer.  RAY – The guy who sells me beer.  ME – The guys who drinks the beer.  FAR – A long way to get beer.  SO – I’ll have another beer.  LA – I’ll have another beer.  TEA – No thanks I’m drinking beer. And that brings me back to DOH!