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The Lot
The German likes his beerThe Pommy likes his half and halfBecause it brings good cheerThe Scotsman likes his whiskyAnd the Irishman likes his hotThe Aussie has no national drinkSo he drinks the bloody lot.
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Short Scottish Toast
Here’s to the heath, the hill and the heather, The bonnit, the plaid, the kilt and the feather.
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Irish Birthday Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.A quick death and an easy one.A pretty girl and an honest one.A cold pint– and another one!