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One Penny
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that ‘ll be 1 cent. “ “One penny?! ” exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, “Yes. “ So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad? ” “Certainly sir, ” replies the bartender, “but all that comes to real money. “ “How much money? ” inquires the guy. “Four cents, ” he replies. “Four cents?! ” exclaims the guy. “Where ‘s the guy who owns this place? ” The barman replies, “Out with…
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Bar or Pub Translations
1. “Excuse Me. ” (male to male) — “Get the hell out of the way. “ 2. “Excuse Me. ” (male to female) — “I am going to grope you now. “ 3. “Excuse Me. ” (female to male) — “Don ‘t even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way. “ 4. “Excuse Me. ” (female to female) — “Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don ‘t think for one minute that you are. And get your eyes off of my man, or I ‘ll slap you like the slut you are. “…
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Corona vs. Budweiser vs. Coors vs. Guinness
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona. ” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, “I ‘d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers ‘, a Budweiser. ” The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, “I ‘d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors. ” He gets it. The guy from…
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Brew Chants Rules
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Beerectory Assistance
We at CellarMonk want to make this site as global as we can. Some of us have traveled the world in search of the best beer, most unique pub or brewery or just to get lousy drunk with some friends in a foriegn country (or state for that matter). We aim to make this section the one where you can experience a little bit of the world flavor of beer and brewing without ever leaving the house. To help us accomplish this, have the following items to use: Beerectory Assistance™– Think of it as the Yellow Pages® for the yellow stuff (and amber and brown and ruby, etc.). Whether you…