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Grand Opening
Grand Opening Here ye, here ye. Cellarmonk.com is now open. We’re young. We need content. Help us out. We will say right now, that there are still blemishes, but those will be worked out. So, come on in. Look around. Send our link to your Facebook status and invite others to some and look around. Help us make CellarMonk.com the place to be on the web for those who know beer or would like to know it better! Go ahead and register, it’s free. And lastly, Thank you for giving us a look. Cheers, The Abbot
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The Giraffe
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, “A beer for me, and one for the giraffe, please. ” So they proceed to drink. Then: “…a shot for me and one for the giraffe, too ” And they keep drinking all evening. Finally the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar. The guy pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender shouts out, “Hey! You ‘re not going to leave that lyin ‘ on the floor, are you? ” The guy replies “That ‘s not a lion… it ‘s a giraffe. “
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One Penny
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that ‘ll be 1 cent. “ “One penny?! ” exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, “Yes. “ So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad? ” “Certainly sir, ” replies the bartender, “but all that comes to real money. “ “How much money? ” inquires the guy. “Four cents, ” he replies. “Four cents?! ” exclaims the guy. “Where ‘s the guy who owns this place? ” The barman replies, “Out with…
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Bar or Pub Translations
1. “Excuse Me. ” (male to male) — “Get the hell out of the way. “ 2. “Excuse Me. ” (male to female) — “I am going to grope you now. “ 3. “Excuse Me. ” (female to male) — “Don ‘t even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way. “ 4. “Excuse Me. ” (female to female) — “Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don ‘t think for one minute that you are. And get your eyes off of my man, or I ‘ll slap you like the slut you are. “…
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Corona vs. Budweiser vs. Coors vs. Guinness
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona. ” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, “I ‘d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers ‘, a Budweiser. ” The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, “I ‘d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors. ” He gets it. The guy from…
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