1.  “Excuse Me. ” (male to male) —  “Get the hell out of the way. “ 2.  “Excuse Me. ” (male to female) —  “I am going to grope you now. “ 3.  “Excuse Me. ” (female to male) —  “Don ‘t even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way. “ 4.  “Excuse Me. ” (female to female) —  “Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don ‘t think for one minute that you are. And get your eyes off of my man, or I ‘ll slap you like the slut you are. “…

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says,  “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona. ” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says,  “I ‘d like the best beer in the world, give me  ‘The King Of Beers ‘, a Budweiser. ” The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says,  “I ‘d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors. ” He gets it. The guy from…