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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that 'll be 1 cent. "

"One penny?! " exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, "Yes. "

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad? "

"Certainly sir, " replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money. "

"How much money? " inquires the guy.

"Four cents, " he replies.

"Four cents?! " exclaims the guy. "Where 's the guy who owns this place? "

The barman replies, "Out with my wife. " The guy says,

"What 's he doing with your wife? "

The bartender replies, "Same as what I 'm doing to his business. "

 

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