Login
Register

Home

Brew University

Brew Reviews

Brew News

Brews Traveler

Brew Community

About

Brew Jokes

 joinus  facebook 32  twitter 32  instagram 32  

At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, “Midnight, just like I said.”

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, “Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said ‘Shit!,’ cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling.”

Join Us

Help Us Grow!
Won't you join us in the Cellar for a few beers? CellarMonk~Beer is run by beer enthusiasts for the beer enthusiasts. A basic membership is always free and allows you to read, rate and review all beer entries and much more. Click below to create an account... and help us build a greater following!

   

joinus